Why does Santa like gardening?
He digs the ho-ho-harvest.
What is another name for a cow?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why watch your step in a pet storm?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the cloud say after a big meal?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?