Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What do you call a porcupine who wins every argument?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the teacher dive into the sea?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How does dinner smell?
What did the storm say when plans changed?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a deer's favorite scary movie?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?