Why did the bicycle collapse in the middle of the road?
It was two-tired.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?