Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?