Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?