What cookie is barely there?
A crumb cracker.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the other calves call the one who followed the rules?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?