Why don't math teachers trust wild theories?
They don't count on them.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What city do dogs dream of?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do athletes go on a Valentine's date?
What's the holiest insect?