What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
What do moms and goats both raise?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's the slowest race in November?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the baker have 13 kids?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.