How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
How does dinner smell?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why are stones so good at music?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did he buy the cheap TV with broken volume?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?