Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a table you can eat?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the loudest sport?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?