What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
Why are dogs great weather reporters?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a chicken and cow arguing?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do sheep wear when it gets chilly?