Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have a lot of scales.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where does water do all its banking?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do some folks enjoy snails?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the boat say to the paddle on Valentine's Day?