Why do sleep therapists love their work?
It's their dream job.
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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did Grandpa add wheels to his chair?
Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?