Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt a little crumbly.
Why didn't the pony sing the lullaby?
What do insects learn at school?
What food would never board a sinking ship?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?