What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
What do you call a small mom?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?