How did the farmer patch his ripped overalls?
With a stitch of field work.
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the mom start playing soccer?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are coffee beans so sensitive?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What games do ants play with elephants?