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He got too clingy.
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Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?