Who sits by the lake but won't jump in?
A dry sense of dad.
What did March say to the madness?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do golfers sip between holes?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How is cat food sold?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do golfers and Brits both appreciate?