What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.