Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?