What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What would Santa name his kid in the workshop?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a fish who knows everything?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?