Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What is the color of the wind?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?