What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?