Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a flower that runs on batteries?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What happens when a chicken gets too explosive?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?