What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
How do amoebas make calls?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?