What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?