What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why does the sun enjoy school so much?
What do moms do after school drop-off?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?