Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which bug is related to you?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?