What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Why was it hard for the pirate to call home?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?