What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?Labor Day.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?See PunchlineWhat did the raspberry say to his valentine?See PunchlineWhat is a plant's favorite college course?See PunchlineWhat did the storm say when its plans changed?See PunchlineWhat do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?See PunchlineWhat did the chicken do at the fryer stand?See PunchlineWhat do whales use for schedules?See PunchlineWhy are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?See PunchlineWhat did the sushi say to the bee?See PunchlineWhy do shoemakers go to heaven?See PunchlineWhy do foodies enjoy eating snails?See PunchlineHow do fleas travel?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you mix a parrot with an elephant?See PunchlineWhat washes up on miniature beaches?See PunchlineWhy did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?See PunchlineWhat do you call a horse that plays the violin?See PunchlineHow did the tree feel in spring?See PunchlineWhat's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?See PunchlineWhat goes ooo ooo ooo?See PunchlineWhy are hiking shops so varied?See PunchlineWhy did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?See Punchline
