What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
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What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?