What did the chicken do at the fryer stand?
It lost its nerve.
What does Santa use when he needs a little support?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why is money so hard to argue with?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do tired parents end up on vacation?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does a dog say before eating?