Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?