How did the tree feel in spring?
Releaved.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What animals make the best students?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the cat start laughing?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What tree do science teachers love?