What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What do you call a flying police officer?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?