Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?