When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the bread do on its getaway?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?