Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did Dad say when asked to say grace?
What's a baker's toolbox called?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What snack do farmers love at picnics?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?