What do math teachers eat for lunch?
Angle food.
Why is winter considered holy?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are birds of prey great parents?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did Dad say when asked to say grace?
What did the baker say when Easter bread came out perfectly?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's the laziest veggie?
What do cats use to beat eggs?