Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do billboards talk?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you say if you meet a toad?