What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?