If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do goldfish go camping?