What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is another name for a cow?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?