What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do corners make great warm spots?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?