Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What sweet treat never panics?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?