Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do trees try new things every fall?
How did the wise visitors choose a gift for baby Jesus?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?