What music do planets enjoy?
Rock-et tunes.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What condiment has wings?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the farmer yell when the cows got out?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?