What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What does a worried pencil ask?
What do you call the best brother-in-law?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why was Dad hugging the grill so tightly?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the pig get kicked out of the football team?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a reindeer with no manners?