What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?