What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a crate of ducks?