Where do sniffles go for a getaway?
Germ-ice-land.
What do cats say after a joke?
What do you call a van full of professors?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why couldn't the guest leave the party?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the astronaut couple split up?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the farmer yell when the cows got out?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?